So, Ikecchi and I were re-watching SnK when she suddenly just started laughing like crazy because apparently
the moustache just looks ridiculous
do you see it
I DON’T EVEN WATCH SNK BUT THIS IS HILARIOUS.
I DO AND ITS EVEN FUNNIER I AM SOBBING
Making me jealous will only push me away from you. It won’t make me want you more. I’m not very competitive, if I see someone who’s making you a lot happier than I am, I’ll back up because I’ll assume you want that person a lot more. Although it’ll hurt seeing someone other than me make you happy, I’ll leave it to them to keep you entertained. I don’t like the feeling of being unwanted or being just second best. I’m a very jealous person and I hate it.
so while walking around New York City and interviewing people for a friend’s anthropology project, I met Dylan and Cole Sprouse.
we went into a diner to stop for lunch and they were sitting a few tables away from us. so i asked really awkwardly if i could ask them a few questions for our project while they waited for their food, and they invited me to sit down with them.
they immediately launched into a sarcastic, rapid-fire, back-and-forth banter that i could hardly keep up without laughing my ass off. it was awesome. they were awesome. dear tumblr i just want to tell you that i sat down in a diner with the Sprouse twins and they were absolutely awesome.
From now on i’ll only accept anon hate in morse code
You better watch your fucking tone or i’m calling the cops
Some kid in Spanish was dressed as a gorilla for his skit and another kid in a banana suit walked in and they saw each other and the gorilla chased the banana around campus for like 10 minutes and fuck that was amazing
Sometimes in daily life I like to pretend I’m a time traveler from late medieval Europe and I’m just fucking amazed at my luxurious life
Let me tell you, 14th c me is REALLY impressed with modern me’s easy access to pepper and cinnamon
"you have multiple purple garments? you must be a person of some note"
"these chairs are fantastically luxurious"
"I’ve never seen so much salt in one place"
I am going to start playing this game.